/begin rant

Bush is giving the word "bush" a bad name.

I propose we change the term for foliage bush to "treelings."

I also propose we change the term for pubic hair bush to "crair." (cross between crotch and hair.)

That'll teach Bush to fuck with real bushes.

Just like it'll teach the French to oppose the US!

. . .

FREEDOM FRIES my ASS.

Fries are Fries. That's It.

FREEDOM TOAST will stay french toast.

if i worked in a fast food restaurant, and someone ordered FREEDOM FRIES or FREEDOM TOAST STICKS, i'd kick their ass.

it's not like a fried piece of bread or potato gave anyone freedom.

god forbid we boycott italy.

we'd have to rename pizzas to something infinitely fucking retarded, like FREEDOM PIES!!


goddamn childish government asshats.


/end rant