AAAARRRRGGGGH!!! stop pestering mE!!!!!

1] a one foot tall mashimaro. (god help me for putting this on first because i'm probably going to get 5 of these. ^_^ the more the merrier, eh? )
2] a gamecube w/ four controllers, eternal darkness &/or melee &/or starfox adventures &/or robotech (good luck on this one! hA!)
3] ak beita spetsnaz ( good luck on this one too! BwAhA!)
4] a hunting/tactical buck knife???
5] logitech internet navigator keyboard...
6] a military green canvas duffel

RRrrrAAAARRR!!