oh yes. had a dream last night. it was fantastically funny.

I was dressed up for Delta Sigma Pi, and walking around with friends.

Britney Spears then pops up out of no where and music starts playing. Specifically "Matt Nathanson - Laid". ( If you haven't heard it, go download, it's pretty good. ) Everyone was like, "What in the hell..." and starts walking away. Music fades away as does Britney.

We then walk into Albertson's because some people want chips. So I'm walking along with a couple of friends when Britney Spears pops up again.

The same song, "Laid" starts playing.

I do the only thing I could think of.

I slap Britney Spears and say "SHUT UP, BITCH."

Music comes to a scratching halt, and she gets this dejected look on her face.

I laugh my ass off right into waking up.


What a great way to start the morning.