so i was in the shower, and there was a new shampoo bottle that my mom put there, and i was just thinking, "heeeyy! alright! new shampoo!"

my thumb went to flick the cap open...and my thumb just slid off the side.

for a moment, i absolutely flip out and fucking panic

i'm thinking: holy shit, i can't get the shampoo bottle open, ohholyfrickinjeebus, i can't get it open!

and then...i calm down and realize...

hey...the plastic shrink wrap is still on here. what the fuck..